Brainless Brilliant

hi:

me this summer

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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raises-the-dead:

heyfunniest:

Things To Know for no reason. (part 2)

[Part 1 - here]

HOLY SHIT ALASKA DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

popularselfie:

when ur trying to understand whats going on class but u have no idea

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theeteempire:

http://ift.tt/1l0vsuU , #dental
Honestly why are midterms and finals even a thing, can I just keep my grade please
When someone pisses you off on the phone.