Brainless Brilliant

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

onionmango:

*goes to beach once* sand in shoes for 500 years

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

meme4u:

99 problems

barfingunicorn:

pooh ain’t got time for ur negative ass shit

validx2:

Crucial curve  

validx2:

Crucial curve  

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

arab-quotes:

une-belle-rebelle:

”قلُوبُ العاشقين لها عيونٌ، ترى ما لا يراه الناظرون“ Found in a shop in cairo/egypt

The hearts of lovers have eyes that can see what other people can’t see.

arab-quotes:

une-belle-rebelle:

”قلُوبُ العاشقين لها عيونٌ، ترى ما لا يراه الناظرون“ Found in a shop in cairo/egypt

The hearts of lovers have eyes that can see what other people can’t see.

cadoized:

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the projectimage

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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