There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Because everyone loves food. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to?
The truth that is this post.
the last one tho …
omg the last one
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
me in public when I’m alone..
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
My 2nd home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️