Brainless Brilliant
Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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catlynvarulv:

ishitrainb0ws:

crusingaltitude:

lolthatsme:

VIEW GALLERY [x] 

Because everyone loves food. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to?

The truth that is this post.

the last one tho …

omg the last one 

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

me: *sees ur message right away*
me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me: *forgets to respond*

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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extrarouge:

me in public when I’m alone..

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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castielgratia:
elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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krissycaseyy:

My 2nd home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

krissycaseyy:

My 2nd home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️